ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

femmebotnoir:

knives-and-lint:

But you’re the only one who understands that. 

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04.16.2014 / +1220 / tallythor / knives-and-lint

What do you do for fun when you’re on a break? (x)

04.16.2014 / +31484 / swanstan / rubyredwisp

sixbluemarbles:

I was a pink ball of cotton candy today because of a thing I was doing, SO UNSPOOKY.

DEAD.DEADDEADDEADDEADDEAD.DEEEEEEEEEEEAD

04.16.2014 / +38 / sixbluemarbles

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

04.16.2014 / +64598 / nothingeverlost / donkos